Mechanical Bird Beeps



I'm a former writer, a sometimes photographer, political science enthusiast.

From Texas. In Brooklyn. My Reblog Blog for reblogs blog blog.


I have a face..

This guy has been hanging around work for weeks.

This guy has been hanging around work for weeks.

MRW I wait till the last hour to do my taxes and pay more than 1k


In case you need a reminder that Janelle Monae is perfect. (via Photo by janellemonae)

In case you need a reminder that Janelle Monae is perfect. (via Photo by janellemonae)

Dear self,

Be more engaged. Stop hiding, daydreaming, moping.  

DM


They dilated my eyes and I can’t see. Someone tell me if this is a good photo. (at Warby Parker HQ)

They dilated my eyes and I can’t see. Someone tell me if this is a good photo. (at Warby Parker HQ)

In my continuing series, “what dog is begging me for food.”

In my continuing series, “what dog is begging me for food.”

Man, what are these people doing in front of me? Walking?!

Is this a contest to see who’s the worst at walking? Because you are both champions in my heart.

- 75 Thoughts Every Runner Has While Out For A Run